Tuesday, April 24, 2007

The Five C's

What the?! ... Chickens!, Procrastinating Lego Star Wars Girl, and Captain McShanty invite you to sail the 'five C's with the Catch CP Cnot Crediting Contest. That's right kids! You too can have a Captain McShanty line of products and/or services and subsidiary (or supersidiary) company or branch of your very own! Just catch me callously not giving credit or (more unforgivably) taking credit for an idea - that I probably stole after hitting someone (or you) over the head with a steal pipe and running off cackling maniacally into the night - and you'll be the proud recipient of a spanking new Captain McShanty themed apology and an IOU for 100 Captain McShanty doubloons redeemable at any Captain McShanty Brand store or establishment world wide. Good luck everyone!

In honour of the 5Cs here is some pirate-themed funny. Arrrgh!




Disclaimer: Captain McShanty and all related companies, products, services, flora, fauna, hand gestures, and bawdy limericks are fictitious (fools!). Any resemblance to actual stuff is purely coincidental (and funny). Also, Captain McShanty doubloons aren't actually worth anything to anyone (except to Denise because she lives in a fantasy world with unicorns and rainbows).


Credit: Thanks to D for letting me run with the hilarity that is the Captain McShanty line of things and stuff (stuff and things?) and in advance for any future Cap'n M names that may originate from her because she is damn funny and better at coming up with sea related names than I am.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hi CP--Just wanted to finally comment on McShanty and give the two best McShanty brand name products---Captain McShanty's Arrrrrr You Pregnant Pregnancy test and McShanty's There He Blows condoms. Ahh, that Captain McShanty--so many products, so many puns.

 
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