PLUTO BANDITS KIDNAP PAIR

Meet the embodiment of blind fear mixed with unwavering faith for no reason other than I told you so:

Unfortunately, although I would like nothing more than to have a frank and open exchange of ideas about this book with anyone who has more than two brain cells to rub together, I cannot review this book or say anything about it in this format out of respect for Vonnegut. Just in case (since I have a tendancy to be sarcastically flippant - a known source of mind poison to the unwary).

Therefore go out and read the book.

Or don't.

And so on.