Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Simpsons Spoofs: Old Art

Since the last Simpsons art spoof was so popular, let's take a look at some pre-20th Century Simpsons art. This time we'll have a peep at some Italian Renaissance painters (turtle power!) and some influential Dutch artists. Learning is fun! Hurray!

Here we have Bart in the most well known panel "The Creation of Adam" from Michelangelo's Sistine Chapel ceiling created for Pope Julius II. FYI That isn't the only Simpsonized version of that Sistine Chapel panel, in fact check the end of the Simpsons episode in this post for Homer's Sistine chapel ceiling. Anyway, Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti Simoni painted the Sistine chapel for 4 years between 1508 and 1512. The ceiling is in the large Papal chapel in the Vatican in which Papal conclaves and other important ceremonies take place. The Sistine Chapel also features the work of other important Italian Renaissance painters including several large tapestries by Raphael.

Which brings us to our second feature. Here are two Simpsons takes on the detail of the cherubs at the bottom of Raphael's painting "Sistine Madonna" (c.1514). Raphaello Sanzio (1483-1520), like Michaelangelo, was an Italian artist during the High Renaissance. He lends his name to one of the 3 High Renaissance ninja turtles (Donatello was the odd man out because he was in the early Renaissance). This detail image has become much more recognizable than the complete original due to it's widespread use in pop culture, greeting cards, coffee mugs, etc.

And now, just to make our High Renaissance ninja turtle triumvirate complete we have Homer as Leonardo Da Vinci's "Vitruvian Man". This famous sketch was named after the Roman writer, architect, and engineer Marcus Vitruvius Pollio. Da Vinci illustrated his Vitruvian Man from Vitruvius' writings on geometry and human proportions in Book III of De Architectura. The sketch is probably the most recognizable Renaissance image as it has been used for many different kinds of symbols for logos, medical professional, etc. and it's even on the Euro. It is the embodiment of the Renaissance idea of the marriage of art and science. Da Vinci's notebooks are available at Project Gutenberg. Also from Da Vinci we have Homer painting the "Mona Lisa" (Simpson). The painting itself is smaller than you might think (only 77cm x 53cm)and is a portrait of Lisa Gherardini, wife of Francesco del Giocondo. The Mona Lisa is owned by the Louvre in France but has actually been stolen twice. In probably the most famous art theft ever, the painting was removed by a museum employee Vincenzo Peruggia who was an Italian patriot who believed the art should be back in Italy. After hiding it for 2 years he tried to sell it to the Uffizi Gallery in Florence and was caught. Italians in general agreed with his motives however so he only did a few months in jail for it. The painting was taken again in WWII and moved around. It has also survived several vandalisms as well as aggressive preservation techniques to continue to smile enigmatically at us today.

And last we have three drawings imitating some famous works by Dutch painters from www.limpfish.com (the artist has some pretty neat and funny art, mostly politically and/or socially relevant mash-ups, cool beans):

First, here is Homer as Rembrandt's "Self-portrait". Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn is generally considered one of the most important painters in European art history. He painted during the period known as the "Dutch Golden Age". So many brilliant paintings! I love his landscapes like "Mill", "Stone Bridge" and "Stormy Sea". I generally don't prefer his portraits but I like "Monk Reading". I also love "Philosopher in Meditation" and "Artist in His Studio", the way he uses light and shadow in the indoor scenes is beautiful! It has been suggested the Rembrandt may have had stereo blindness, which would have played havoc with his depth perception but would have allowed him to better adapt the 3D world to a 2D canvas.

Here is a Simpsonized version of Vermeer's "Girl with a Pearl Earring"(and here's a version with Lisa instead of Marge). Johannes Vermeer (1632-1675) was a Dutch Baroque painter, famous for his vivid and detailed paintings often featuring individuals or scenes from every day domestic life. Baroque art was characterized by dramatic, vivid images using rich colours, intense light and dark shadows. The painting is undated but is considered a Vermeer masterpiece and is often called the Dutch Mona Lisa.

And finally, our most recent feature is Willie Van Gogh, a re-imagining of Dutch painter Vincent Willhem Van Gogh's September 1889 self-portrait (and here's a version with Homer instead of Willie). Van Gogh is was a highly influential Post-Impressionist painter and was the pioneer of the Expressionist style. This painting was one of several famous self-portraits Van Gogh created while in Saint-Rémy de Provence at Monastery Saint-Paul de Mausole sanitarium. He went there after "the unpleasantness" which included stalking Gauguin with a razor, chopping off his own earlobe (probably) and giving it to a prostitute, and all in all going pretty cuckoo although no one knows exactly why. All of the self-portraits from this period show the artist's head from the left (i.e. the side with ear not mutilated) and one of them, "Self-Portrait without beard", was one of the most expensive paintings ever sold, going for $71.5 million in 1998. Some of his most well known works date to this year in his life including what is widely considered to be his magnum opus "Starry Night", painted in 1889 and depicting the view outside his sanitarium window at night using swirls and densely painted impasto. The next year Van Gogh, in a deep depression, walked into a field and shot himself with a revolver, dying 2 days later, with the final words "La tristesse durera toujours" (French: "the sadness will last forever"). Despite the popularity and melodrama associated with his later works, one of my personal favorites is his early work "Skull of a Skeleton with Burning Cigarette" (painted in 1885). I guess I'm just a sucker for comedic yet anatomically correct skeleton art.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

We're Missing the Chile #15: Brasil Edition

New fave food: Mugunza - a dessert made with hominy. Hominy is nixtamalized maize kernals (see pic below).

CP sez "increase your wordiness":
Nixtamalization is a process by which the hull and germ (pericarp) of a grain is removed by soaking and cooking the kernel in an alkaline solution (e.g. lime water or ash solution). The process was first developed in Mesoamerica (the word actually derives from Aztec and Spanish words) some 3500 years ago for the preparation of maize and the term usually refers specifically to this activity.

FYI: While unprocessed corn is an insufficient dietary stable, a combo of nixtamalized corn and beans does a body good because the corn picks up free niacin from the processing and the beans provide amino acids and protein. Mugunza has peanuts in it (which is a legume fruit like beans) so this dessert is actually a full meal deal. Except that little cp doesn't like the version with peanuts. So basically she likes corn with coconut milk.

Fave activities: continues to be Forró. So much forró...so very tired...zzzzzzzzz...

Places visited:
-Forró Caju (2009) - a huge place for partying (Badalando). Here's a map with a bunch of crazy things attached to it.
-Fazenda Boa Luz (a resort/farm) for dancing, drinks, and carrying on. Got flowers from a weirdo. Here's another crazy map.
-"Vila do Forró" - a traditional place where we have typical food and songs.
-Went to "Fazenda Mercedes" - the uncle's farm. Good sentimental times. Lorena was mushy.
-Colégio Master and Colégio Ideal - checking out various schools with the sisters, just being proactive with the edumacation and all.

p.s. Did you know the June 12th is the Brazilian version of Valentine's day? It's called Dia dos Namorados and it occurs on the eve of the feast day for St. Anthony of Padua, one of the 3 saints celebrated during Festa Junina. Also celebrated are St.Peter and Saint John the Baptist, hence the more common name for the festival, São João (Saint John).

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Chickens! Cultural Moment: Evil Dead The Musical

Weee! So much belated birthday fun thanks to my awesome bro LP (all it took was a whirlwind weekend drive to Calgary. FYI Drumheller had the cheapest gas by far). The story of Evil Dead: The Musical was actually a combo of the 3 Evil Dead movies with some poetic license. For example, many of the characters from "Evil Dead II" are missing and "Army of Darkness" was relegated to a few quotes (like the "boom stick" monologue) and a statement at the end. Also, Ash's hand gets bitten by the demon moose head instead of evil Linda and that's why it turns evil. Anyway, especially amusing in the play were all the inside jokes making reference to Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, or horror movie standard plot devices. The show is put on by Ground Zero Theatre and Hit & Myth Productions at the Playhouse at Vertigo Theatre Centre in Calgary (which I had never been to before) and it is the first Canadian EDtM show outside of Toronto.

The fist half of the show basically covers the first movie (Evil Dead) in which our main characters Ash (sole survivor who, as such, loses all loved ones and his own hand to evil forces and is covered in blood repeatedly), Scotty (Ash's friend, man slut, coward), Linda (Ash's love interest and fellow S-Mart employee come evil demon), Shelly (ho that Scotty picked up in a bar), and Cheryl (Ash's sister, accosted by trees while following mother's advice to always investigate scary nigh-time forest noises alone with out waking the others) head to a cabin in the woods for some romance and relaxation (1 - Cabin in the Woods, Housewares Employee). They find a recording in the basement which turns out to be translations of the "Necronomicon" by the ill-fated Professor Knowby. [Side note: This was actually called the "Naturon Demonto" in the first movie and renamed "Necronomicon Ex-Mortis" in the sequels. Both are translated to mean "book of the Dead".] They then inadvertently bring on their own personal zombie laden gore-fest by playing the recording and all of the main characters proceed to by horribly killed except for Ash (2 - Look Who's Evil Now, What the F^%# Was That?, Join Us). Now the first movie ends around here with Ash destroying the book but with a cliffhanger of a demon coming out of the forest to get him.

Fun facts about Evil Dead:
The film was shot over a period of 1.5 years with an operating budget of $375,000 (even though it went on to be one of the highest grossing horror movies of all time). Not surprising then that the inconsistencies within the film are both rampant and glaring (imdb has a big list of them), but I think that adds to the humour. It was non-union so a lot of the actors used stage names to avoid penalties from the screen actors guild. Bruce Campbell was basically the only actor who stuck with the project to the end and was available for re-shoots so Sam Raimi resorted to using "Fake Shemps" for replacements. Although it featured a lot of slapstick, the movie was before its time in gore level (and also featured an infamous "tree rape" scene that garnered it wide disapproval), which got it banned in several countries including the UK (and an X rating before that). Although Quebec rated it 13+, go figure.

In the second half of the play we got mostly Evil Dead II plot stuff but they basically culled the characters down to Annie and Ed (archaeologists) and Jake (reliable). Features a lot of people running out of the cabin and coming back dead and Ash gets his chainsaw hand (3 - I'm Not A Killer, Bit Part Demon, All the Men in My Life Get Killed by Candarian Demons). Annie explains how to summon/kill all the demons then gets demonized herself (4 - Ode to an Accidental Stabbing, Do the Necronomicon, It's Time). Finally Ash kills everyone and all the demons spray blood on the people in the "splatter zone" and we find Ash back a S-Mart telling of his adventures (5 - Blew That B@#%* Away). The review "play enjoyed by all" speaks for itself.











Fun Facts about Evil Dead 2:
Goofs continue to be rampantly hilarious. Did you know that you can see the clawed Freddy Krueger glove at various points during the movie? They did that because the Nancy character in Wes Craven's "A Nightmare on Elm Street" can be seen watching Evil Dead while trying to stay awake near the end of the movie. Which was in reference to the torn 1977 "The Hills Have Eyes" (also by Wes Craven) poster visible in the cellar in Evil Dead. Oh movie types and their inside references.

History of the Necronomicon:
Made up by horror writer H.P.Lovecraft and included in several of his short stories. Lovecraft also wrote a fictional "History of the Necronomicon" story. Pop culture references include "Evil Dead" (duh!) and the Simpsons (of course) in which Bob Dole reads a snippet at the Republican party meeting in the first 2 minutes of Season13Episode7 (Brawl in the Family). Also the crux of a low budget movie called Necronomicon (1993).

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I love the spoof advertisements of posters for the Broadway mainstays Les Miserables, Hairspray, and Mama Mia! that were done up for the Toronto incarnation of the musical (click to embiggen):










Original "Evil Dead" (1981) Movie Trailer

Original "Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn" (1987) Movie Trailer

Original "Army of Darkness" (1992) Movie Trailer

p.s. I don't know how many of you watched the cartoon Reboot but they did an homage to Evil Dead 2 and the Evil Dead series of games (and there's also a Michael Jackson reference in there - RIP). The various games actually added significantly to the storyline. And speaking of games did you know that Bruce Campbell does the voice over instructions for the Spider Man movie games? Funny times.
p.p.s. FYI a movie version of the musical is in negotiations. Also, an Evil Dead 4 movie is in the works with Sam Raimi in the process of writing the script.

Friday, June 19, 2009

All the Great Operas in 10 minutes

Recent cultural moments reminded me of a hilarious short film that I saw when I was younger (it was hard to find because I couldn't remember the title). This short film was made as a final year project in 1992 when Toronto animator Kim Thompson was studying at Ryerson University. It is made with cut-out animation and has a delightfully Terry Gilliam Monty Python-esque style. With dead pan narration (and no music) the film goes through a brief plot synopsis of 8 (well actually 11) operas and gives a death count and list of crazy stuff that happens.

The operas included are Verdi's La Traviata and Aida, Puccini's Tosca and Madame Butterfly, Bizet's Carmen, Mozart's Don Giovanni, and Wagner's Tristan and Isolde and The Ring of the Nibelung (The original Lord of the Rings, actually 4 whole operas, often called The Ring Cycle). While mostly good choices I would definitely argue whether these are actually the greatest operas. What about the Barber of Seville or the Marriage of Figaro? And why did she put both Tosca and Madame Butterfly on there but not La Boheme? Oh well. The total death count is 38. Silly operas.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

We're Missing the Chile #14: Brasil edition

Travel log: Aracaju
Home base while in Brasil. Capital and largest city in the state of Sergipe (the Brasilian Federation's smallest state).

Monkey work:
Monkeys are known as macaco in Portuguese (but remember that "macaques" don't live in South America). Little cp met some monkeys that frequent the trees where she is living. I'm told the monkey we want goes by the name of "mico" which generally refers to certain species of Marmosets and Tamarins. Specifically, Goeldi's Marmoset (Callimico goeldii) is called Mico-de-Goeldi and the Common Marmoset (Callithrix jacchus) as well as the Black-tufted Marmoset Callithrix penicillata) are called Mico-Estrela. The Lion Tamarins (Leontopithecus sp.) are called Mico-Leão with another descriptor depending on the species (e.g. the Golden Lion Tamarin (L.rosalia) is Mico-Leão-Dourado). We also know from Saskwatch-esque photos of the creature that it is brown with white head tufties and about squirrel-sized. My bet is the Common Marmoset (see the picture), which is found on the Brazilian northeast coast but has only recently (as in the last couple of decades) been introduced to the state of Sergipe.

Bugs:
Giant green caterpillar probably from the Saturniidae family (it's a moth larva). Sorry, can't do any better than that without putting more time into it than I am willing. So many different species of caterpillar in Brasil! The monkey identification was much easier, there was less than 20 likely species for that!

Foods tried:
-Ate some crabs. Mmmmm...Cancer pagurus.

Drinky poos:
Caiparinha the national cocktail of Brasil! Made with cachaça, sugar, and lime. Note that you can substitute another fruit for lime and still call it caiparinha, but if you use vodka or white rum for cachaça it is called caipiroska or caipiríssima, respectively.
Recipe: 1 lime, 2 ounces of cachaça, sugar to taste, ice cubes

Dances danced:
Forró - a Northeastern Brasilian dance/type of music. It's THE dance to do/music to listen to there apparently, especially during Festa Junina. There is a whole pile of variations and styles within the three major rhythms of xote (slowest), baião (the original forró), and arrasta-pé (fastest).

The Brazil episode (Simpsons, "Blame it on Lisa", season 13 episode 15). Apparently this episode got a very negative response from the Rio Tourist Board. They were mad at the depictions/mentionings of crime, rats, flesh-eating monkeys, the invention of the macarena, etc. The Simpsons people apologized but the controversy became a running gag none the less.

From Crackle: Blame it on Lisa

Monday, June 15, 2009

Cute With Chickens! #5

Ahhh Christmas memories. Good times :)
Buddy, the snow dog.
Snow dogs Cameo and Buddy. Très Chic.

For some reason that reminds me of a comic I saw recently. Look the poodle has shifty eyes!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Chickens! Cultural Moment: La Bohème

The latest offering by the Saskatoon Opera is Puccini's La Bohème. Puccini's best known work (except maybe for Madame Butterfly) and considered one of the most romantic love stories in opera. It is arguably the most commonly performed Italian opera and has inspired several popular movies, plays, etc. including Rent and Moulin Rouge (actually a cross between La Boheme and La Traviata). Pop culture references that I know off the top of my head include The Simpsons (of course) and Kate and Leopold (who doesn't love Hugh Jackman?).

The story is actually based on the novel "Scènes de la Vie de Bohème" by Henri Murger. Murger's work enjoyed little initial popularity but a subsequent play based on the collection of stories increased exposure and demand. It inspired another opera called La Bohème by Ruggero Leoncavallo, which descended into relative obscurity while Puccini's work became one of the most popular operas of all time. The story is set in Paris in the 1840's and follows several struggling artists, particularly Rudolfo and to a lesser extent his friend Marcello and their respective loves Mimì and Musetta.

Unfortunately, my musical knowledge doesn't really extend to the intricacies of operatic performance (yet) so you'll all just have to be satisfied with my juvenile "them thar singy peoples made my eardy boneses happy" impressions as opposed to an intelligent critique of their prowess. That said, I think it was a delightful opera and I enjoyed it thoroughly on the whole. You know, while "the man" says this is in the running for most popular opera ever, I can't say I recognized any of the songs offhand. The "Sì, mi chiamano Mimì" song stands out in my memory because I thought it was funny (what's wrong with the name Lucia?). Similarly the story has a few parts along these lines that are nonsensical prattling on, playing, or running around, but it's funny and adds to the charm and feel of the thing I think. Anyway, the tenor that played Rudolfo (Christopher Bengochea) was also in Rigoletto as the Duke. I actually liked him much more in this role, it suited him better than the playboy Duke character and I enjoyed his singing more because of it. While I generally don't prefer sopranos, the one that played Mimì (Marianne Fiset) was excellent and Musetta (Karen Charlton) was good too (she was a hussy but Marcello deserved it) and the better actress of the two. There wasn't too much in the way of lower registers in this one, but the part of Marcello is a baritone (played by Alexander Dobson) and was enjoyable and fun to watch, he played his character well I thought. And remember, if you get to go to the performance, keep your eyes peeled for JT as a hilarious Parpignol (and doubling as one of the background guys too). Yay JT!

Now, since I haven't had a non-english Simpsons in a while, here is El Homer de Sevilla (The Homer of Seville - Simpsons season 19 episode 2). The reference to La Boheme happens about 8 minutes in):

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Monday, June 8, 2009

It's no ordinary rabbit!

The monster that guards the entrance to the cave of Kyre Banorg (wherein, carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of Ulfin Bedweer of Regett proclaim the last resting place of the Holy Grail). A creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived!

"So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth." - Tim the Enchanter

Sunday, June 7, 2009

We're Missing the Chile #13

Drinkies tried:
-"Somo" a type of corn juice.

Activities participated in:
-Went to Blanca Elena estilista (with sexy results). It shall go down in history as that time when little cp was a model. Remember that time?
-Got Brasilian Visa (with sexy results)
-Hopped on a plane from Santa Cruz to Sao Paolo to Salvador to Aracaju. Whew!

Then it was "Goodbye Bolivia" and "Hello Brasil".

Ramblings about Brasil:
-Brazil is English, Brasil is Portuguese.
-Portuguese is the language of Brasil because it became a colony of Portugal from the landing of Pedro Álvares Cabral in 1500 until its independence in 1822.
-When Cabral first landed on the Brasilian coast at Porto Seguro, he thought it was an island and called it the Ilha de Vera Cruz (Portuguese for Island of the True Cross).
-In the 16th C, they realized it wasn't an island and renamed the collection of colonies Terra de Santa Cruz.
-Cabral appears on the bronze-plated second series centavo coin that began circulation in 1998 (but they stopped making them in 2003 and most retailers now round their prices to the nearest 5 or 10 centavos. 1 Real (R$) = 100 centavos. Bolivia also has their own centavos, 100 of which are worth 1 Boliviano (Bs), only they have stopped making coins worth less than 10 centavos. 1 Real is worth about 3 and 1/2 Bolivianos (actually 3.64297) or 1/2 of a Canadian dollar (0.580592).

 
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